Smoke weed every day for 20 years and you too will see the light of Rastafari. Twenty years ago this week, Death Row Records released S...

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.  Time to die." People ask me this a lot. In early 2005, my nov...

Went to the Sarasota Medieval Festival over the weekend.  It was fun.  The funnest part was watching the Knights of Mayhem, full contact...

The city formerly known as "Portland, Maine" has voted to change its name to "Panhandle Maine."  The vote came about ...

Me & OJ.  NBA player OJ Mayo served a ten-game suspension in 2011 after he tested positive for DHEA.  Stanley Kubrick loaned him that ...

The Peace Arch border crossing between British Columbia and Washington State. When you think of the phrase "illegal...

"Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of Woody Allen?" This is a question I've gotten a lot in my life.  The ans...

"About this big, Senator."  So we've got one of these spectacular flameouts that happen from time to time.  Four star g...

   Dreary, rainy day and night in Maine.  Has me thinking about Layne Staley .

"Yummy rice!" So rice is in the news, and for all the wrong reasons.  Come to find out, rice is loaded with arsenic.  This a...

The correct answer, in most cases, is: "No."

Melissa demonstrates how to wear the Thought Screen Helmet

Mitt Romney had a dad who also wanted to be President.  Dad's name was George Romney, and George, oddly enough, was born outside the Un...

Oooh...  Lovely ivory figurines. Ivory is so nice.  People - artists, you might even call them - make really nice little carvings out o...

Recently, a man from New York City moved to rural Maine. His first afternoon there, as he was just settling in, his next d...

Surprise!  There's more bad news on the Global Warming front. I know: Global Warming.  That's so, like, Al Gore, 2004.  Nobody ...

Toina Hanson   If so, it was an accident.    Sometime last fall, I was driving in the jalopy with Susie Sue.  We were coming into downtow...