What Should We Do About ICE?

Masked death squad from the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) gestapo unit harassing a cameraman in Chicago.  These goons are on the streets of cities across America.  What to do about them?

 

So the evil, masked goons from ICE have arrived in your town.

They're murderous, they're stupid, they lack a moral compass, or indeed, human emotions of any kind (except possibly fear).  

The most terrifying thing about them isn't that they're armed - it's how dumb they are.  

They are subhuman trolls. 

You may be wondering what to do about these insidious invaders.  

In the interest of Public Safety, Thee Optimist has compiled this handy, illustrated reference guide, with suggested methods for dealing with ICE agents.

Here goes...

10 Things YOU can do to ICE

1. Kill ICE with fire.

2. Kick ICE into deep space.

  

3. Beat ICE with sticks.

4. Throw ICE off of five-story buildings.

5. Dropkick ICE.

6. Bomb ICE vehicles.

7. Drag ICE with YOUR vehicle.

   

8. Unleash the dogs upon ICE.

9. Stalk ICE, terrorize ICE at home.

10. Strangle ICE with rusty chicken wire.

11.  Bonus ICE Activity - Photograph ICE, dox ICE.

Unmasked ICE agents, photographed by an eyewitness.  Yes, this is legal.

Before you go around photographing hostile alien ICE agents, make sure you know your rights.

This article from the American Civil Liberties Union will help you know what you can do, and what precautions to take while doing it. 

If you do take images of ICE, you can submit them to the ICE doxxing effort, the ICE LIST.  Go here to do so.

Through modern algorithmic magic, masked ICE agents can often be identified through partial photographs of their faces.

Be safe.

Words of Wisdom

“If…the machine of government…is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law.”

— Henry David Thoreau