|Melissa demonstrates how to wear the Thought Screen Helmet|
If you're like me, you've been struggling with Alien Mind Control for years. Intrusive, disturbing thoughts. Bizarre ideas. Sudden, insistent voices: "Do it! Do it!"
Well, now we can put our fears to rest.
With the Thought Screen Helmet from Stop Alien Abductions, you can scramble the alien telepathic communications that make it so easy for them to control your thoughts, control your actions, and abduct you.
The Thought Screen Helmet is cleverly constructed from a leather aviator hat and a Velostat lining. You can make one yourself in about four hours, and with $25 worth of materials. Thought Screen Helmets are comfortable to wear. More important, they block Alien Mind Control. They're so effective, there's only been one reported failure since 1998.
I think I know what those tough-to-shop-for people on my Christmas list will be getting this year.