No doubt about it, Donald Trump is the President of the United States. He is therefore in charge of the Great American Coronavirus Response, ongoing now.
He is also an overlarge, orange manbaby. He routinely demonstrates the attention span, self-absorption, and intellectual capacity of a four-year-old boy.
In the interest of science, Thee Optimist has hazarded a few guesses about what runs through that tiny little mind of his, when thinking about the worldwide pandemic currently threatening the world.
Yes, please do. Feel free to leave your own clever captions in the comments section below.
