Friday, October 17, 2014

What Can We Learn From Senegal?

Senegalese health worker preparing to treat Ebola patient.  Senegal has eradicated Ebola from within its borders.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Why Do Grown Women Have Sex With Teenage Boys?

The sad, sad faces of soon-to-be former teachers Rachel Respess (left) and Shelley Dufresne (right) at their police bookings for unlawful carnal knowledge of a minor.  The two women are accused of having three-way sex with a 16-year-old boy back in September.  Dufresne is a married mother of three children, for now.  Why did they do it?

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Chimps Do Not Make Good Pets. But Bonobos?

The transformation of Charla Nash, who was badly mauled by Travis, a friend's pet chimpanzee, back in 2009.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

How to Dispose of Your Old Cell Phone

It's big, it's beautiful, it has lots of pretty colors.  The iPhone 6 is here, which means it's time for an upgrade.  But what will become of your old phone?

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Crisis in Venezuela: No More Breast Implants

A critical shortage of quality breast implants has hit Venezuela, demonstrating once again the short-sighted folly of socialism.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Why Don't We Just Wipe Out ISIS?

ISIS fighters (about to execute some poor schmuck in a jacket and a tie) are bad news in so many ways.  They are so bad, in fact, that they remind me of another group in recent popular culture.  Could it be...

Monday, August 25, 2014

What Does Suge Knight Do For a Living?

Suge Knight got shot.  Again.  Sometimes I worry about Suge.  I wonder how he's making ends meet.  Is he getting enough to eat? 

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Zombie Apocalypse Just Weeks Away in West Africa

Bad things are happening with the Ebola virus.  And if the current pattern continues, the bad things are about to get a whole lot worse.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Bring Back the Guillotine

Clayton Lockett was killed by the state of Oklahoma on Tuesday in a botched, 40-minute execution that observers said "looked like torture."

Thursday, April 24, 2014

NYPD Twitter Backfire


Here's a nice photo of a tourist in New York City posing with a couple of friendly(ish) young cops.  Recently, the New York Police Department encouraged twitter users to post photos of themselves with members of the NYPD.  Within minutes, the results went predictably awry.  See photos below.   

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

Terrorists in Nevada

This man is very pleased with himself.  His name is Cliven Bundy, and he is a terrorist.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Doing it Nazi-style in Ukraine

Ukrainian Member of Parliament (MP) Igor Miroshnichenko and some of his buddies beat the acting director of the national TV channel because they wanted him to resign.  Miroshnichenko is currently the deputy head of the Parliament's Committee on Freedom of Speech.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Go Ahead. Try This At Home

He calls himself Mustang Wanted.  He's a young Ukrainian daredevil with a short future ahead of him.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Sex Parties of the Rich and Famous

The Killing Kittens sex club from England is coming to the United States.  Did you get your invitation yet? 

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Did the CIA Create Mind-Control Slaves?


Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) has accused the CIA of blocking a Senate investigation into the CIA's use of torture at secret prisons they run in other countries.  What else has the CIA been up to?


Saturday, March 8, 2014

Is This Man The Best Fake Amazon Reviewer in America?

James Otis Thach is a children's books author and compulsive writer of fake Amazon reviews.  He is taking the art form of writing fake Amazon reviews and turning it into... well, into an art form.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

For Americans, There Is No Crisis In Ukraine - Here's Why

This man's name is Zbigniew Brzezinski.  He can tell you everything you need to know about why Russia invaded Crimea.  He wrote the book on it.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Just What We Didn't Need - More Religious Freedom

A sign placed in the window of Rocco's Little Chicago Pizzeria in Tucson, Arizona, after Arizona legislators voted to pass SB 1062, a bill to increase religious freedom.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Woe to Live on

Republicans are fighting to deny extended unemployment benefits to millions of Americans.  In Sarasota, Florida, this is one of the better jobs currently available.

Friday, February 21, 2014

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Monday, February 17, 2014

Kim Kardashian, Dr. Phil, Weigh in on Bruce Jenner Sex Change Rumors

Oh, the humanity.  Bruce Jenner appearing in public after having surgery to reduce the size of his Adam's Apple.  Critics have suggested the sudden appearance of man boobs, or "moobs," under Bruce's shirt means he is in the process of undergoing a sex change.  

Friday, February 14, 2014

50+ Genders You Can Choose From

Even though labels are for soup cans, if you'd like to choose a new gender label for yourself, Facebook will now give you 58 different options.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Here's Why You Don't Use Real Bombs in Suicide Bomber Training Class

A suicide bombing trainer accidentally blew up himself, and his entire class of trainees, at a remote camp outside Baghdad earlier this week.  Which raises an important scriptural issue: do they still get the 72 virgins?  

Sunday, February 9, 2014

10 Fascinating Facts About the Mia Farrow - Woody Allen Family Train Wreck

Did he or didn't he?  In this photo from the 1980s, here's (from left to right), Woody Allen, Fletcher Farrow, some guy doing an early version of a photo-bomb, Mia Farrow, babe-in-arms Dylan Farrow (who alleges that Woody molested her), Moses Farrow, and Soon-Yi Previn.  Now that's a happy family.  

Saturday, February 8, 2014

This is Democracy


There is a lot of good live music in southwest Florida.  This is the best local reggae band that I've seen.  This is an old video, and the lineup has changed a little since then.  Even so, they are as good now as they were then.

This is Democracy.  Enjoy.

Friday, February 7, 2014

I Met Harrison Ford Once, and He Acted Like a Jerk

In 1995, I was one of the organizers of the New York City premiere of a movie called "Sabrina."  From left to right, Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond, Sydney Pollack, and Greg Kinnear.  I was standing maybe ten feet away when this picture was taken.  Everybody was so nice that night, except Harrison Ford. 

Monday, February 3, 2014

Is this the cutest, most wonderful thing ever?

Spencer is a bulldog who was found with two paralyzed back legs.  Thanks to the work of a clinic for wounded veterans, Spencer now has prosthetic limbs and fancy green Crocs to wear.  And he can really walk! 

Friday, January 31, 2014

How Mormons Are Solving Homelessness

Yes, Mormons are strange.  But they are systematically eliminating homelessness in Utah.  Here's how. 

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Another Right Wing Moron

Back in November, Hawaii state representative Tom Brower went around his district with a sledgehammer, smashing the shopping carts of homeless people.  “I want to do something practical that will really clean up the streets,” he said.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Most Hated Man... in New Zealand

Cameron Slater is a New Zealand-based blogger with personal problems.  He says mean things about people, and now everybody is threatening to kill him.  And his family.  He is the Most Hated Man in New Zealand.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Smart Career Move - Ass Selfies

Jen Selter has made a name for herself by obsessively taking and posting online photos of her own ass.  Now, it could turn into a lucrative career.  Nice yoga pants, by the way. Lululemon?

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Rob Ford: Best Mayor Ever

Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto, hanging out with some buddies in front of an alleged crack house.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

80 Years After the Invention of the Tampon, Another Massive Breakthrough

80 years ago, Tampax founder Dr. Earl Haas invented the modern tampon, dramatically improving the lives of countless women.  Tampax, now a brand of Proctor & Gamble, has hit the jackpot again, discovering a solution to the question of anti-gravity, and possibly time travel.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Dolphins Aren't Fish. They're People.

Japanese "fishermen" load dead bottlenose dolphins into a boat at Taiji Cove.  Yes, they murdered the dolphins, and yes, the water in the cove is red with the blood of dead and dying dolphins. 

Friday, January 17, 2014

Wednesday, January 15, 2014