Friday, January 31, 2014

How Mormons Are Solving Homelessness

Yes, Mormons are strange.  But they are systematically eliminating homelessness in Utah.  Here's how. 

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Another Right Wing Moron

Back in November, Hawaii state representative Tom Brower went around his district with a sledgehammer, smashing the shopping carts of homeless people.  “I want to do something practical that will really clean up the streets,” he said.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Most Hated Man... in New Zealand

Cameron Slater is a New Zealand-based blogger with personal problems.  He says mean things about people, and now everybody is threatening to kill him.  And his family.  He is the Most Hated Man in New Zealand.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Smart Career Move - Ass Selfies

Jen Selter has made a name for herself by obsessively taking and posting online photos of her own ass.  Now, it could turn into a lucrative career.  Nice yoga pants, by the way. Lululemon?

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Rob Ford: Best Mayor Ever

Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto, hanging out with some buddies in front of an alleged crack house.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

80 Years After the Invention of the Tampon, Another Massive Breakthrough

80 years ago, Tampax founder Dr. Earl Haas invented the modern tampon, dramatically improving the lives of countless women.  Tampax, now a brand of Proctor & Gamble, has hit the jackpot again, discovering a solution to the question of anti-gravity, and possibly time travel.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Dolphins Aren't Fish. They're People.

Japanese "fishermen" load dead bottlenose dolphins into a boat at Taiji Cove.  Yes, they murdered the dolphins, and yes, the water in the cove is red with the blood of dead and dying dolphins. 

Friday, January 17, 2014

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Monday, January 13, 2014

An Image That Will Haunt the World

Mangled beams recovered from the area where a hijacked plane hit the north tower of the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001 show what many believe to be a face.  Scientists and religious leaders are in agreement that the face appears to be that of Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Monday, January 6, 2014

North Korea Executes Dennis Rodman

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un and former NBA player Dennis Rodman in happier times. 

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Man Dives From Dizzying Height Into A Glass of Water

A man calling himself Professor Splash dives from 35 feet (about three storeys) into a foot of water.  The crowd doesn't seem to quite know what to make of it, but I do.  He's the modern day version of Fearless Freep:

Friday, January 3, 2014

Miley Cyrus Was The Most Important Event of 2013

A reader's poll has determined that Miley Cyrus was the most important thing that happened in 2013.  See more pictures, video...

Man Descended From Apes? Please.

A display at Yale University circa 1935, purporting to show how humans descended from apes.  A new Pew poll suggests that 33% of Americans...

Thursday, January 2, 2014

7 Fun Facts About the Wolf of Wall Street

This is a bad man.  Jordan Belfort, the self-described "Wolf of Wall Street," is more than just a fun-loving, coke-snorting, Quaalude-popping white collar criminal.  Here are 7 fun facts about Hollywood's favorite pathological liar.