Khloe Kardashian is one of the world famous Kardashian sisters, who are wonderful influences on girls and women everywhere. Khloe consistently chooses to present her appearance in the media as you see it above. Interestingly, this is not what she looks like in real life. And her fantasy was recently punctured by the release of an unauthorized photo.
Thursday, April 15, 2021
Thursday, April 8, 2021
Enter the Cathedral
Thursday, April 1, 2021
How to Read Paywalled News Sites for FREE
Thursday, March 25, 2021
Moratorium on Mass Shootings Declared
Wednesday, March 17, 2021
Wednesday, March 10, 2021
I Shot Elephants in South Africa (with a camera)
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| Elephant in Kruger National Park. Southern African elephants are the largest land animals, and thought to be among the most intelligent animals, on Earth. They face serious ongoing threats to their continued existence. From us, naturally. |
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
I'm Not Glad That Rush Limbaugh is Dead
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| Mug shot of Rush Limbaugh after a 2006 arrest for possession of more than 2,000 pills obtained under fake prescriptions. Opiate addict, outrageous hypocrite, science-denier, racist, sexist, all around ignorant blowhard (and garish tie salesman), Limbaugh embodied many of the things that went wrong in the United States. He was also one of the most popular radio hosts in American history. |
Tuesday, February 23, 2021
Tuesday, February 16, 2021
There Is No Way Out
Monday, February 8, 2021
Blood Pressure Too High? Drink Hibiscus Tea.
Monday, February 1, 2021
Tom Brady Sleeps A LOT. Inside a Coffin. During the Daytime.
This week, the ageless wonder Tom Brady is back in the Super Bowl for what seems like the 57th time, and with a different team. No one understands this. Could it be his sleep habits?
Sunday, July 5, 2020
Wednesday, June 10, 2020
What's Wrong With Texas?
Thursday, June 4, 2020
Lying Ass Motherfuckers
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
Trump and the "CoronaVirus"
No doubt about it, Donald Trump is the President of the United States. He is therefore in charge of the Great American Coronavirus Response, ongoing now.
He is also an overlarge, orange manbaby. He routinely demonstrates the attention span, self-absorption, and intellectual capacity of a four-year-old boy.
In the interest of science, Thee Optimist has hazarded a few guesses about what runs through that tiny little mind of his, when thinking about the worldwide pandemic currently threatening the world.
Yes, please do. Feel free to leave your own clever captions in the comments section below.
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Why We Love Tattoos
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
Coronavirus: Game Over?
Friday, February 7, 2020
Get Stoned and Make Barbie Porn
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
Tourist Trap
Friday, May 24, 2019
You Are Made of Iron
Sunday, May 19, 2019
Tuesday, May 7, 2019
Thursday, March 28, 2019
Thursday, March 21, 2019
Get Stoned and Make French Toast
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
Humans Will Be Obsolete Soon
Friday, March 1, 2019
The Insects Are Dying Off. It's About Time.
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
After All These Years, Alex Chiu is Still Immortal
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| Alex Chiu has been selling his magnetic immortality rings online since the early days of the internet. He's still at it, and is staying young forever. |
Tuesday, February 12, 2019
Sunday, February 10, 2019
Wednesday, February 6, 2019
Sunday, February 3, 2019
3 Infuriating Lies the President of the United States Told in 2018
Thursday, January 31, 2019
With Role Models Like Geronimo and Crazy Horse...
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| Rod Coronado has spent six years in prison for his actions on behalf of animals. |
Interview by Brian Whitney
Rod Coronado is one of the best-known eco-anarchists and environmental revolutionaries of our time. A lot of us sit around talking about how much we care about the Earth and the animals. Rod feels the same way, except he did shit about it that got him thrown in prison.
He is out now and working to protect animals in a more lawful way, but one that is hopefully no less effective.
Friday, January 25, 2019
Mass Hysteria Is Fun
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
On the Streets, Serving the "Hardest to Serve."
Saturday, January 12, 2019
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
They Are Going to Blot Out the Sun (Part 3)
Tuesday, January 1, 2019
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Sunday, December 30, 2018
They Are Going to Blot Out the Sun (Part 2)
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
Monday, December 17, 2018
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Where Does the Nazi Trump Salute Come From?
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Republican Thinks We're in a "Cooling Trend."
Monday, August 29, 2016
Climate Change Stole My Future
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
I Got Cyberbullied by the Men's Rights Movement
Saturday, August 6, 2016
How Would Donald Trump's Wall Get Built?
Monday, May 30, 2016
Why Not Kill the Child Instead of the Gorilla?
Saturday, January 2, 2016
Dumb People Doing Dumb Things: Thee Optimist Awards
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