Why Don't We Just Wipe Out ISIS?

ISIS fighters (about to execute some poor schmuck in a jacket and a tie) are bad news in so many ways.  They are so bad, in fact, that they remind me of another group in recent popular culture.  Could it be...

Guns Don't Kill People. 9-Year-Old Girls Kill People.

She's gonna git ya!

What Does Suge Knight Do For a Living?

Suge Knight got shot.  Again.  Sometimes I worry about Suge.  I wonder how he's making ends meet.  Is he getting enough to eat? 

Will Ebola Wipe Out the Human Race?

The Triumph of Death, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, circa 1562

Zombie Apocalypse Just Weeks Away in West Africa

Bad things are happening with the Ebola virus.  And if the current pattern continues, the bad things are about to get a whole lot worse.

The United States Military is One Large Clusterfuck

Remember this guy?  That should have been enough to scare you away from the military.